can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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