i think my mom watched the whole time
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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