Sry I called you an 8
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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