Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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