i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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