I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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