He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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