Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
