But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
