their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm like, not good at living.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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