Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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