Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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