i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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