I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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