Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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