Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Randomize
