Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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