i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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