okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
