He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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