The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
