true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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