That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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