I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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