erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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