all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize