Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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