You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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