You work out of a Hotel?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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