it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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