btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
