Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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