I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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