dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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