I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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