This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
