I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Who died my cat blue again?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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