Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just cropdusted the office
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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