the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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