woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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