I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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