She's JV to your varsity
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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