she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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