I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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