Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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