Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he shaved USA in his pubs
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
