Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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