Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
