OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I believe in your delicious
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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