I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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