I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
handjob tips. give me some.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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