Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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