Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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