never play flip cup with pint glasses
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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